revisiting our birth story: football, popsicle, and baby

I can’t believe it’s been over 18 months since that night. It seems like yesterday, and a million years ago, and like it never really happened, and like it’s burned into my brain — especially that photo of me in labor, smiling, naked in the hospital room shower with a strawberry popsicle in my hand (and no, I am not going to post that picture on the internet, you’ll just have to imagine).

Next week is “Baby Week” on the Discovery Health Channel (shows air Sunday, June 14 – Friday, June 19 at 8pm P/E) and my blog is participating today by putting our Birth Story out again for all of us to re-live and enjoy.

FYI, the first four shows in the series are:

Twins By Surprise: Sunday, June 14, 8P e/p
Little Parents, Big Pregnancy: Monday, June 15, 8P e/p
Births Beyond Belief: Tuesday, June 16, 8P e/p
Obese & Pregnant: Wednesday, June 17, 8P e/p

Personally, I’m looking forward to the re-run of “Freebirthing” (Freeeeeee-birrrrrd) which has aired in the past, but I haven’t seen it. I imagine it’s like that video we saw in our hippie-style birth prep class where that woman birthed twins in her bathroom, by herself, with HER OWN HANDS, I think she must have rested the camera on the counter or maybe her husband held it (?) and the second baby was even BREECH! She just grabbed its foot and… Yikes.

Needless to say, that wasn’t my experience.

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From Inconsolable Wretch to Angel Baby, Part I: Entry into the world

If you’d gone through what he’d gone through, you’d be pretty pissed off too.

First of all, he wasn’t expecting to come out yet. I certainly wasn’t expecting him yet.

First-born babies are ALWAYS late, right?

I was so busy psyching myself up for the potential of three remaining weeks of difficulty walking, sitting, standing, extreme tiredness, the tyranny of the nesting instinct, that I viewed what happened Sunday at 4:30 p.m., in the bathroom, with total shock and disbelief.

Gush.

Honey? Honey? I think my water just broke.

Impossible. We still had a week left until the DUE DATE for goodness sakes — a week to buy that cordless phone, get the house in order, pack the birth bag, get a video camera, unpack that pre-birth delivery of cloth diapers… I wasn’t even having contractions.

I could hear the sound of the football game downstairs. I sat on the toilet, contemplating.

How does one get from here to anywhere when one is clearly leaking? Where is Scott?

Honey??? Are you watching FOOTBALL? I need help here!

Yes, the game was on, but Scott was also busily flipping through our birth class notebook, his “Partner’s Guide to Pregnancy” book, looking for the part that would tell him this is something else. Some variation on mucous plug, but not… he says he’ll always remember that my water broke during overtime of the 49ers game, and he’s not even a fan. Such is life.

He called the doula on the cell phone, brought it into the bathroom and handed it to me. I started sobbing. I’m not READY!

She laughed.

Welcome to the beginning of the lack of control that will be the rest of this life.

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Labor began at 8:30 p.m. Back labor. We didn’t believe it could be back labor. My belly didn’t look “posterior” according to the doula. All the ultrasounds had located him in the correct position. So we decided this must be the way my body deals with labor. Or something.

All I know is that it felt like contractions were happening ONLY in my BACK.

I labored “naturally” (i.e.: without drugs) at home until 4:30 a.m. We were hypnobirthing champs. We “ohm-ed,” we “ah-ed.” I went deep inside, melted into the horrifyingly painful “waves.” I rested so deeply between them that sometimes I even dreamed. I looked like the Madonna, the Buddha. In a slow, relaxed voice, I reported the pain to others to keep them apprised — yes, I may look calm, but Dear Birth Team, This one HURT. Love, Julie

I was at 4cm, one-minute contractions, three minutes apart, for one hour, when I was admitted into the hospital. I labored on the bed, on the birth ball, on the toilet, kneeling, walking, squatting. The high point was laboring on a stool in the hot shower while eating a frozen strawberry all-fruit bar. The. Best. Popsicle. Ever.

I progressed at a reasonable pace through the morning. I hit 8cm around 11 a.m. The nurse proclaimed my cervix soft, “like butter.” My family arrived in the hospital lobby around lunchtime to wait. Friends were called. We all expected the baby to come very soon.

But at 8-9 cm, labor slowed. By 4 p.m. I was convinced the back labor wasn’t getting anyone anywhere. I couldn’t fathom pushing him out with the way it felt. I wasn’t having the “urge,” though everyone would have liked me to, including me.

Now my belly LOOKED posterior, too.

The next four hours went fairly quickly through the entire range of available interventions. Like this: IV fluids, fentanyl, ephedrine, continuous monitoring, epidural, pitocin, more pitocin, oxygen, and finally a swift episiotomy and vacuum-assisted delivery.

The woman who attached the internal heart monitor to the baby’s scalp said she felt him moving around into the correct position. A tiny ray of hope. Someone (the doula, a nurse?) hypothesized that the narcotics may have relaxed me enough to make room for the baby to turn.

I started pushing at 5:30 p.m.

I’m lying on the table with my legs in the air, calves supported by various team members: Scott, Doula, two nurses. Music is playing from our iPod. Everyone likes the music. “People should have music with good rhythm in labor,” says the doctor, “not that soft chanting and classical.” The others express agreement We listen to Blossom Dearie, Jazz Butcher, Soul Coughing, Ayub Ogada. Dimitri in Paris. We all nod a bit to the beat.

I’m grateful for the pain relief but I hate the numbness of the epidural. I can’t really tell what muscles I’m using. Maybe if I’d started it earlier I’d have more sensation by now? But we can’t go back. And we can’t turn it down because we don’t know what might happen if I’m thrown back into experiencing hard labor at this point.

Everyone is staring at my crotch as I push. I have this huge audience of supporters. GREAT GREAT GREAT! They’re cheering. I figure something I’m doing is working. The crown appears, disappears. Reappears. Stays. But baby does not come out.

The doctor mentions the cord might be around his neck. Just to prepare me in case he has to swoop in with his finger and move it.

About 8:15 p.m., the doctor implies strongly that Cesarean is next. Baby’s heart rate is slowing down. Even with pitocin my contractions are still far apart. “He’s getting tired, you’re getting tired,” he says meaningfully. I get the message. PUSH HARDER NOW. The doula looks down at me between contractions and warns me, sotto voce, “He’s going to have to cut the cord as soon as the baby comes out.” (My birth plan had specified that baby’s cord be allowed to finish pulsing first — while he lay on my chest.)

I see the episiotomy scissors come out, hear the doctor say he’s going to cut, look to the doula, start to protest, but I also just get it. We’re in emergency mode now. This needs to be done.

The vacuum — a little white dome hat attached to some kind of tube? — is applied to the top of baby’s head. What had been a kind of dreamy and slow motion, yet also timeless 24 hours jolts abruptly into hyper-speed: PUSH! PUSH! I feel shoosh gob twist buckle swip of baby’s movement out into the world, see doctor cut cord and hold him aloft for one moment, hear doctor say “meconium… clean him up,” see brown gooey baby fly across the room to the baby warmer and special nurse, Scott running behind (must. stay. with. baby.).

The doula takes my hand. I start to sob. Relief. Fear. Is he okay?

At that moment there’s a knock at the door. It’s my mother. She wants to know what is happening and she’s coming in. I’m splayed on the table, the doctor is sewing me up where I am torn and cut, top and bottom. The doula rushes to the door to head off my mother who hears the baby’s first cry but does not enter, as he’s being suctioned and swabbed.

Grandmothers have that sixth sense about the moment of birth, the doula says.

I’m looking across the room at the activity around the baby warmer. Hello?

The nurse says that thing about who-wants-to-know-what-the-baby-weighs? Tra la la. (Are you KIDDING?)

I shout, “STOP! Bring me my baby NOW.”

She turns, looks at me like I’m a bit fussy and unreasonable. Possibly even shakes her head. I don’t care. Screw the weight. BABY. NOW.

She puts him in my arms. He looks up at me with a proper amount of “what the hell am I doing here and who are all these people?” and immediately starts to cry.

From Wretch to Angel, the Conclusion…

2 comments for “revisiting our birth story: football, popsicle, and baby

  1. June 11, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    So funny — we had almost the exact same situation, except I was induced because of my blood pressure. Pitocin, epidural, top of his head popped out, head went back in, top of his head popped out…. I knew things were stalled when my husband stopped cheerleading with the nurse (I was no longer “doing great!”) and just stood there grim-faced and unsure what to say. And then the lovely vacuum assist with subsequent tearing (which I fully felt). I was just happy to get out of there without a caesarean!

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  2. Leanne
    June 12, 2009 at 8:00 am

    With my son I was induced at 41 weeks. I had gone in for my checkup, had an ultrasound (everything was fine), but then I nearly passed out while hooked up to the fetal monitor. I was sent to the hospital, the doc broke my water, and about 9 hours (and an episiotomy and forceps) later my son arrived. He had a cord issue and so they didn’t plop him on my chest either. It was more like “Here, open your eyes, and look at your son” right before they whisked him away (I’d had my eyes closed to try to get through all the contractions and pain as I hadn’t asked for the epidural early enough).

    My daughter didn’t get plopped on my chest either. She was breech so I had a c-section. But she decided to arrive ahead of the scheduled c-section and in a hurry. When we got to the hospital, my water broke, I was already at 7cm, and a gaggle of nurses descended on my room to prep me for surgery and have me sign consent forms. My husband signed at least one for me as i.was.having.contractions. He signed this one with his left hand (he’s right-handed, but I had a death grip on that hand). There was no time for an epidural so I was given a general. When I woke up, my first questions were about gender, height, weight, and Apgar scores. All was well (except for spending the next 24 hours or so in a haze because of the anesthesia).

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