The. Best. Haiku. Ever.
… is at the top of this post at Absolutely Bananas, and it’s a contest. And of course it’s baby-related.
I hate to tell you about it, because I want to win that book, and I don’t want you competing with me. But I have to link to it, because rules are rules. (Anyway, if I don’t win, I could just register for it — as if my baby shower registry is the most MAGIC list in the wooorrrlllldddd and everything that lands on it will soon manifest in our home.)
I’m with her on the suggestion that it would make good bathroom reading. A book I received at my bridal shower (which wasn’t all that long ago), The Comedy Thesaurus, is a popular feature in said room according to current residents and occasional guests.