what would nablopomo be without a meme?

Here’s the meme madness I participated in last time I na-blo-ed.

And today, thanks to that Blogher ad over there on my sidebar and the links below it, I have become hip to Sunday Stealing‘s meme theft services.

Awesome.

According to their credo, credit is given where credit is due and much link love is exchanged in the process.

So thank you, PT-Law Mom, for being in my network and sharing your meme-y-ness.

And now: “The Madness Meme, Part I”

(Who knows if I will participate in Part II. That would be madness, I tell you!)

1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
Nope
2. What’s the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?
15 years-ish?
3. Ever been in a car wreck?
No.
4. Were you popular in high school?
Fair to middlin’.
5. Have you ever been on a blind date?
If online dating counts, yes.
6. Are looks important?
To succeed in this world, it helps to be purty.
7. Do you have any friends that you’ve known for 10 years or more?
Yes.
8. By what age would you like to be married?
Been there, done that, at age 36 (maybe I’m too old to be doing memes).
9. Does the number of people a person’s slept with affect your view of them?
I’m definitely too old for this meme.
10. Have you ever made a mistake?
Paging Martha Stewart? Oh wait, she made a mistake once. Nevermind.
11. Are you a good tipper?
In restaurants, yes. For delivery guys, am not as generous as my husband. No, I’ve never had a woman delivery guy.
12. What’s the most you have spent for a haircut?
Over $200, but that included color.
13. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
Has anyone ever NOT had a crush on a teacher??? Have I ever had a teacher I didn’t have a crush on?
14. Have you ever peed in public?
Define public, please.
15. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Don’t Fence Me In
16. Would you tell your parents if you were gay?
If I blogged it, they would know. Hi mom!
17. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
This again?
18. Beatles or Stones?
Neither. Both.
19. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be?
Don’t tempt me.
20. Beer, wine or hard liquor?
Back in the day: Vodka. Today: Root beer.
21. Do you have any phobias?
I think technically mine are all paranoias.
22. What are your plans for the future?
Dinner, TV, Bed.