Last night, during dinner:
Jonah: Are aliens real? (Ayy-leeei-yunz reyuall)
Daddy: Yes, explanation about possibility, science.
Mommy: Maybe, but adds on about very slim possibility, science.
Jonah: I think aliens ARE real.
Jonah (continues): I think they should be EARTH aliens. I think they are NICE aliens. I wish everyone had an alien as a PET. And it would be awake in the night AND in the day. And if you had a nightmare, the aliens would eat up ALL the monsters. REAL FAST.