Two days ago, I was wearing a white shirt. It’s a remarkable shirt in that you wouldn’t guess in a million years that it was made by a fancy designer, purchased in Beverly Hills. My mother bought it for me, because she’s awesome that way. It fits fabulously, as designer-yet-simple items can. It’s extra long, . . . → Read More: wear the white shirt
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Jonah makes jokes. Sometimes, it’s a joke only he gets. Like the other night when he was eating his hummus for dinner and he would take a bite and then he’d say “hummus” and then he’d say this string of syllables. Jibberish? I have no idea. But the string stayed consistent each time — and . . . → Read More: laughter and the watermelon baby Take one slice of bread. Place one square slice of cheese* on bread. Place toast and cheese in toaster. Heat until cheese melts. Pat toast and cheese with paper towel as this removes the grease. The grease is what stays hot, making the toast and cheese un-eatable for a long time, no matter how much . . . → Read More: toast dinosaur I have a friend who is… I can’t say “sick” because she wouldn’t like that. It’s… she’s… I’ve visited her in the hospital twice this week. She may get back online at some point and read this, or she may not. We agree that it’s possible that Internet use has contributed to her body’s dis-ease. . . . → Read More: in which i consider the end of blogging and other things Whooosh! And then we flew home. Live blogging the vay-kay stalled mid-trip due to my trying to upgrade the platform of this blog and thereby breaking it. The lovely hosts at blue host had a backup they could revert to but by then I was ready to give the internet a rest and just get . . . → Read More: traveling with toddler kauai day 4 – 8: it’s over already? If you are traveling in Kauai with a toddler, definitely pick a resort that has CHICKENS! and ROOSTERS! on the property. Serious delight-makers. Every day so far has involved much CHASING. Our vacation sound scape is a combination of crashing waves and cockadoodledoos. We never did make it to the swanky organic market. 45 minute . . . → Read More: traveling with toddler kauai day 3: chickens, eggs, potatoes 5:15 a.m. Scott says, “Wow, vacation wife sleeps for twelve hours, gets up and does the dishes.” Julie says, “Yes, let’s move to Hawaii.” * * * The first day in a condo situation involves shopping for supplies. Yesterday afternoon, while the boy was napping in the car seat and my parents were waiting . . . → Read More: traveling with toddler kauai day 2: early morning Okay, I haven’t ACTUALLY put my feet in the sand yet. Jonah wanted to. As we were sitting at the grill bar, overlooking the crescent-shaped beach with requisite turquoise water, waiting for our hamburger and hot dog, respectively, he suggested we go walk in the sand. But as it was t-minus one hour from bedtime . . . → Read More: traveling with toddler kauai day 1: palm trees and warm sand |
 
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